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JFK
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Practice makes perfect
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Child of the ’60s
I just opened this box from Prime (a security camera and floodlights) and, swear to God, the first thing that went through my head was, “These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise…”
Pizza ala cart
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How much does an elephant’s weiner weigh?
The weight was coming off.
Slowwwwwwly.
I had kicked off my diet on Inauguration Day and, armed with my magic pickles and
Don’t look inside
Quoth the raven, “Cheer up!”
Scrabble app is a coy toy
I have mixed feelings about the way the Scrabble app uses my name. I don’t particularly enjoy being referred to as a toilet. On the other hand, I got a helluva lotta points out of that “J” on a triple…
In the lab