Wrecked Angles: Meet the Team

Angler JOHN KANTHAK writes his captions under the influence of Turkish hashish. A graduate of the Sorbonne’s blogging program, John favors polka dot socks and argues with fictional characters over breakfast. He stole all his Moishie jokes from his yiddische zayda, Emil. John can be reached at johnkanthak@mail.com.

Angler DOLLY sketches her creations with an eyebrow pencil and inks them with squid juice. A product of Silicon Valley’s fevered imagination, Dolly lives on a server farm beneath the scorching Arizona desert. She is currently illustrating a children’s book about Alan Turing.

Take our word for it: Consulting Angler SUE KANTHAK is a total babe and the queen of comedy.

When Consulting Angler J.D. isn’t working, he serves as a Gen Z meme diplomat. A graduate of the prestigious Rizz Academy, J.D. sports rainbow glasses and engages in spirited debates with his collection of rubber ducks.

Consulting Angler ERIC FOSTER, alias “The Pun King,” is wanted in 14 states on felony charges related to agonizing wordplay.

Wrecked Angles Team mascot JEBEDIAH graduated from KSDS and currently holds a position at Sue’s side, helping her live her life. When Jeb isn’t busy being a service dog, he spends his time modeling for WAs, sleeping on the couch, and playing with Masey.

Wrecked Angles Team mascot MASEY is on loan from the U.S. Department of Energy, where a research team is studying whether she might be a limitless source of renewable energy.
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