Help wanted: Labrador
Our Labrador retriever, Jebediah, recently asked AI to explore some new career possibilities for him.
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My Dolly is a wussy
Before I say this, consider the following: my family is majority LGBTQ+, majority disabled, majority of Jewish descent, and I'm a proud, card-carrying member of
Placebo eyewear
I just made a scientific discovery. I have a pair of lensless glasses I wear when I’m recording videos (so there are no reflections on the lenses but my face doesn’t feel naked). This morning after I shot a new…
Is AI funny? A cartoonist partners with DALL-E to find out.
My new partner is giving me a migraine. Yes, she’s a talented illustrator, draws cartoons with blazing speed, and works for free. But my partner, whose name I began spelling “Dolly” back during our honeymoon phase, is also prudish, stubborn,…
My Dolly has a mental illness
Ever since I've started working with her, Dolly has seemed strangely absent-minded. Almost as though she
Baby s*** yellow
I paid $200 for my first car. It was the summer before I went off to college and I was damned if my mommy and daddy were going to drop me off at school like I was starting kindergarten. My…
Oh yeah? Why not?
I'm always a little suspicious of these. To me, this says, "We're going to a WORK site, NOT a donut shop! (But don't, like, follow us or anything.)"
Take a deep respiración
I’m learning Spanish in Duolingo. Beautiful language, but absurdly inefficient. For example, for 1874, we say in English, “Eighteen seventy four.” That’s six syllables. In Spanish, you say “Mil ochocientas setenta y cuatro.” That’s TWELVE syllables! The Mexican people got…