Pay me in Hershey bars
All my life, I had been laboring for free. Like a schmuck, like a sucker. Like a fool. No more, baby! Now when
JFK
The fire stone tire
Pioneering e-biker vanishes in Wysconsin
An Account of the Journey of Explorer John K to the lands of Wysconsin, in the Year of our Lord 2024, from his Journals June 13, 9 a.m.By the grace of our divine Protector, today I embark on a solitary…
No peeking
.38 caliber birthday party
Our son very nearly had a surpise “party favor” at our backyard celebration of his 5th birthday: a handgun that a criminal stashed in our yard an hour before our little guests were to arrive. We were readying our house…
Wrong turn
In the dairy case
Big round jars of big fat pickles
I was fat.
After years of denial, qualifying for early COVID vaccination as "obese" had shocked me awake: I wasn't husky or hefty, I was a gelatinous tub of lard. I needed to go on a diet.
They’re making a sequel to “Fight Club”
Cloud 9
