The weight was coming off.

Slowwwwwwly.

I had kicked off my diet on Inauguration Day and, armed with my magic pickles and

I have mixed feelings about the way the Scrabble app uses my name. I don’t particularly enjoy being referred to as a toilet. On the

All my life, I had been laboring for free. Like a schmuck, like a sucker. Like a fool. No more, baby! Now when

An Account of the Journey of Explorer John K to the lands of Wysconsin, in the Year of our Lord 2024, from his Journals June

Our son very nearly had a surpise “party favor” at our backyard celebration of his 5th birthday: a handgun that a criminal stashed in our

I was fat.
After years of denial, qualifying for early COVID vaccination as “obese” had shocked me awake: I wasn’t husky or hefty, I was a gelatinous tub of lard. I needed to go on a diet.

I wasn’t fat.

Tall men don’t get fat, no matter how much weight we gain. We’re husky, bulky, beefy. “A mountain of a man” is a phrase applied

Regardless of our political divides, I think we all agree that after the 2024 presidential election we’ll be facing Constitutional, logistical, and other problems if

A million years ago, I was married to someone else. Fortunately, we were married and divorced before the Internet, so Google today finds no evidence

Our Labrador retriever, Jebediah, recently asked AI to explore some new career possibilities for him.

Before I say this, consider the following: my family is majority LGBTQ+, majority disabled, majority of Jewish descent, and I’m a proud, card-carrying member of